And then people have to go and make a Batman porno.
Yes, it is real, and no, I'm not linking you to the site where you can watch it. Pervert. Here is a nice safe trailer:
Please. Am I supposed to believe that Batman would be 'having relations' with anybody other than Robin?
"January 7, 2010-Holy porn parody, Batman! Vivid Entertainment Group today officially unveiled a teaser for Axel Braun's long-anticipated "BATMAN XXX" at the AEE show in Las Vegas. Featuring the top names in the adult entertainment world, and a production that spared no expenses in faithfully recreating the look and feel of the original, "BATMAN XXX" is a sexy spoof of the 60's Adam West/Burt Ward TV show. Coming soon on DVD and Blu-ray."
Well, at least they put some money into it. It had better be camp-to-the-max to justify its existence. Now it would be great if they could just stop talking about it until after I have presented my Batman paper next month.