I received, among other things, a tin of monster band-aids (Americans would call them 'plasters' I think?):
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This sabre-like yet stylish weapon (which I assume is a butter knife):
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And this, the pièce de résistance, a bedazzled sticky tape dispenser:
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So shiny. So useful. I'm told there was also a completely bedazzled electric keyboard in the shop, but mum resisted "because we already have a keyboard." Next time, Gadget, next time.
It has not escaped me that these are all things that would come in handy during a zombie apocalypse. Just saying.
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