Now that I'm in the twilight months of PhD writing, people often ask "what will you do after you've submitted?" This is precisely where my mind goes in those moments:
P.S. The 'hallway of hands' featured in this skit is just like the one in VAST's Pretty When You Cry video. Apparently both are based on scenes from Roman Polanski's Repulsion (1965), which looks quite amazing:
How have I never seen this film? This travesty must be rectified at once.